Matthew R. Kelley
Author of "the last good story."
Placed into an escape pod, jettisoned into space from a dying planet, MRK crash landed on Earth in 1981. He proceeded to spend the decade "Moonwalking" to Michael Jackson and learning the "Heart of Rock & Roll" from Huey Lewis & the News. Much of his formative years were used exploring the ocean for the lost city of Atlantis and the clouds for Olympus.
While studying late one night, a bolt of lightning struck a chemical rack, spilling the contents onto his power ring, giving him the ability to write amazing stories. Together with Reggie the SuperCat Wonder, they fight crimes against Imagination wherever their travels may take them.
MRK likes holding hands, long walks on the beach at sunset, snuggling, distance running, vegetarianism, Back to the Future, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., the Buffalo Sabres, Nine Inch Nails, and Ireland.
Christina M. Hopkins
Designer of Disasterpiece Press logo & "the last good story." cover
Born on an island of warrior princesses, Christina was unleashed upon the United States as an advocate for peace and adventure. Donning a costume made from the heart of pure imagination, she took the battle to the mean streets and dank alleyways, clashing with those that would deny her thirst for truth in art. "I also make a tremendous cheese quesadilla," she exclaims while "mosaic-ing" her kitchen walls. Christina likes movies with unpredictable endings, 30 Seconds to Mars, Tim Horton’s, keeping MRK from drinking too much caffeine, arm wrestling truck drivers with her cap on backwards, and Chuck Palahniuk.
Andrew W. Granger
Senior Correspondent of Disasterpiece Press
Persecuted for his mutant ability of awesomeness, wielding the crest of Chicken Titties, Andrew has discovered his true calling in life – Crocheting. "It calms the raging beast within my heart," he says while he knits together a fine afghan blanket. He has been known to eat 7 ½ large pancakes in one sitting and fall out of trees, mostly unscathed. Andrew likes movies staring Hugh Grant, Lionel Richie, beating MRK at hockey games on any video game system, comic books (big trouble!), the Denver Broncos, David Gray, soccer, Bonnaroo, and X-Pac.
Regina "Reggie" Kelley
Mascot of Disasterpiece Press
Meow? Meow.
Special Thanks
Jen Schauer ~ Editor of "the last good story."
Lauren McNally ~ Editor of "the last good story."
Corey Hickok ~ Web Designer of Disasterpiece Press